If you want your children to listen try talking softly to someone else. Here is a collection of such cute and funny quotes and sayings. Let me bring peace into moments of chaos.
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Just make sure to have fun too Chris Brown. I dont care whose fault this was just get it sorted. You can be childlike without being childish.
I learned patience perseverance and dedication. Its funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. God made me the way I am and I accept myself.
If life gives you lemons make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. I get ignored so often that my nickname should be Terms and Conditions. If you dont like me but you follow everything I do darling youre a fan.
Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out. When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather didin his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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Funny Quotes about Me. The only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. I am so clever that sometimes I dont understand a single word of what I am saying.
I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly. Top 100 Funny Quotes of All-Time. God I Am Me.
Cuddling is my favourite exercise. Now I really know myself and I know my voice. - Jonathan Lockwood Huie.
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When you have confidence you can have a lot of fun. I am indeed a king because I know how to rule myself. I know Victorias secret.
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