15 Funny Parenting Quotes That Will Make You Laugh by Elizabeth Street Parenting Whether its the sleepless nights the tantrums the back-talk the teenage angst or any of the other countless challenges that confront every parent sometimes the only remedy is to laugh about it. Being quarantined with kids is no small featin fact it may be the largest most challenging feat of your parenting journey thus far. COVID spelled backward is DIVOC.
Its me or the house. Time to fire up your joke combustion engine and get all hands on deck. Quarantine day 12.
Anyone who was sent to their room on the regular knows how to get through quarantine. Here are my top 25 funny quotes about 2020 quarantine and virtual learning. Parenthood is the scariest hood you will ever go through.
A roller coaster full of surprises at every turn. Gotta hand it to Dad Jokes on Twitter for keeping the quarantine corny. 11 Funny Parenting Quotes That We Really Really Need Right Now.
With weeks of social distancing under our belts it would be fair to say that. Lie on the bed stare at the ceiling blast the music earphones optional and brood. Both of us cant look good at the same time.
Just to see the speed of it just keep up with social media there are so many funny quotes about quarantine. Laughter reduces pain and allows us to get through discomfort easier it improves our job performance especially if our tasks demand creativity and solving complex problems. Heck its role in intimate relationships is greatly underestimated and it really is.
90 of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation. The quickest way for a parent to get a childs attention is to sit down and look comfortable Lane Olinghouse.
Well you tell me. Banished one of my boys to the front yard and one to the back yard. Why is my sisters name Paris Dad.
As we all now have so much time to us in our life at this time of quarantine you can use funny quotes like all of us. Unfiltered PLEASE STAY HOME Mama UnfilteredMama March. Make sure to share them with a friend.
If you had asked me what the hardest part of battling a global pandemic would be I would have never guessed teaching elementary school math via simoncholland. Because she was conceived in Paris Son. Funny Baby Quotes for New Parents.
Put this one in your pocket and pull it out when your kids need to roll their eyes again. Hey dads out there. Henpecked Hal HenpeckedHal March 24 2020 My toddler prefers brushing his teeth in the nude.
What DIVOC is up with 2020. Mom On The Rocks mom_ontherocks March 25 2020 Reading your kids a book in a funny voice that entertains them AND annoys your spouse is the holy grail of parenting.