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No man goes before his timeunless the boss. My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I only learned one thing in life.

50th of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes. There is no such thing as failure. All of them are awesome.

The smile on my face doesnt mean my life is perfect. We have made a separate list below especially for the people who are leaving a job and looking for a funny goodbye quote for coworker employees and boss to add it their final email or farewell speech. The problem is no one runs in your family Unknown.

Home Funny Quotes Funny Work Quotes No Boss Or Employee Can Resist Laughing At As the saying goes All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. In this collection of funny work quotes glimpse the lighter side of work life. Let us be thankful for the fools.

- In prison all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required - At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. Share these with your colleagues to create an upbeat environment in your workplace. Even if you are on the right track youll get run over if you just sit there.

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Focus on your life goals couple goals can wait. Be so busy loving your life that you have no time for hate regret or fear. Health people puns work.

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The mind is everything. That means I appreciate what I have. Seek the greatness in life ignore the rest.

I dont want to be part of a club that would have me as a member Groucho Marx. I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. There are only results.

If you are self-employed one of the biggest advantages of working from home is you are the master of your own time. But each one is unique. Life is not a movie if the enemy is stronger than you.

You decide when to work eat sleep and go for an outing. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. It is a fact that without lighthearted talks and funny jokes workplace could turn into the last.

Really Funny Quick Jokes National Jokes With International Format - An Australian kiss is similar to a French kiss but given down under. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box. Get up on time hop on your work desk at the time and close the door and work till official hours end.

Scott Adams The Dilbert Principle Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. 100 Funny Work Quotes. The glass is refillable -Unknown Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those doing it -Chinese proverb People often say that motivation doesnt last.

The problem isnt that obesity runs in your family. I have a hunch it might be me. One Line Status On Life.

Funny motivational work quotes People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. Life is about making an impact not making an income.

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