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13 Your match wasnt made in heaven. When I said I do I didnt mean laundry. Congratulations to my best friends for getting married.

These cute and funny pieces of advice for the bride will make her glow with glee. So youd better give her everything or shell take it all away. 12 Congratulations for finally succumbing to lifes biggest myth a successful marriage.

Wish the newly-weds a lifetime of love happiness and prosperity in a fun and exciting matter with wedding wishes funny for newly married couples. Marriage is all about give and take. Im seeing a fun-filled life in your future.

Jean Kerr. Funny Wedding Wishes Quotes and Sayings Quotes about Marriage funny wedding quotes and sayings. Wedding Wishes Quotes Your wedding day will come and go but may your love forever grow.

Well Im not sure who would rally against this but why bother women should really do the shopping no buts no ifs. Your love inspired wedding was a glorious occasion. 100 Quotes on Love and Marriage.

Marrying a man is like buying something youve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home but it doesnt always go with everything in the house. Marriage has no guarantees.

Thanks for inviting us to eat and drink while you get married. Ill do the dishes Anonymous. Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.

Its a good idea to make a woman read these funny quotes for newlyweds before her wedding day. Funny marriage quotes are great for all sorts of occasions from making toasts to giving advice to simply making us laugh. Funny quotes for wedding cards Marriage marks the end of a love story and the start of a wrestling match.

These funny wedding wishes will make your card and you memorable. Wishing you a long and happy marriage. When you think youre about to marry Ms.

Youll need some funny marriage advice too to make everyone laugh. They also open our eyes to the essentials of things like communication in marriage and balancing individual desires with your spouses needs. It was made in my bedroom that you two used so often.

If thats what youre looking for go live with a car battery Erma Bombeck American comedian. A blind wife and a deaf husband make for an ideal couple. Like the vow says in sick and in health till death do us part.

Funny Wedding Wishes and Quotes for the Groom. If thats what youre looking for go live with a car battery Erma Bombeck Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia. The mafia wants either your money or life.

I knew you two were madly in love with each other but didnt think that youll be mad enough to marry. Funny Engagement and Wedding Quotes. Putting a smile on their face when theyre feeling down or fed up will be hugely.

A person is incomplete without a spouse but youre finished with one. For marriage to be a success every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. Humorous marriage advice for grooms.

After that he is finished Zsa Zsa Gabor Marriage has no guarantees. Have a great life ahead. Wishing you the very best of everything anyway.

Funny Wedding Quotes A man is incomplete until he is married. The most important four words for a successful marriage. May the love you share today grow stronger as you grow old together.

Right check first to make sure her first name isnt Always Instead of getting married why dont you just find a woman you dont like and give her a house. Thats why funny get well wishes can be so great. If the invitations suddenly disappeared eloping is an option.

To keep your marriage brimming with love in the wedding cup whenever youre wrong admit it. Funny wedding wishes for newly-wed couple. If a loved one or friend is unwell then you can send them a funny message or joke maybe gently making fun of their situation.

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