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Funny Wedding Wishes and Quotes for the Groom. So youd better give her everything or shell take it all away. Putting a smile on their face when theyre feeling down or fed up will be hugely.

Jean Kerr. Its a good idea to make a woman read these funny quotes for newlyweds before her wedding day. Wishing you the very best of everything anyway.

A few pieces of funny marriage advice for men include. If a loved one or friend is unwell then you can send them a funny message or joke maybe gently making fun of their situation. When I said I do I didnt mean laundry.

Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. Congratulations to my best friends for getting married. Youll need some funny marriage advice too to make everyone laugh.

May the love you share today grow stronger as you grow old together. Your love inspired wedding was a glorious occasion. 100 Quotes on Love and Marriage.

It was made in my bedroom that you two used so often. Marriage has no guarantees. Ill do the dishes Anonymous.

Funny marriage quotes are great for all sorts of occasions from making toasts to giving advice to simply making us laugh. Funniest Marriage Advice and Quotes to Laugh Out Loud Ah weddings the joyous official ceremony for two individuals deeply in love with each other. These cute and funny pieces of advice for the bride will make her glow with glee.

If thats what youre looking for go live with a car battery Erma Bombeck Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia. Have a great life ahead. All men appreciate a little humor and when it comes to wedding humor the lighthearted the better.

The mafia wants either your money or life. They also open our eyes to the essentials of things like communication in marriage and balancing individual desires with your spouses needs. A blind wife and a deaf husband make for an ideal couple.

Well Im not sure who would rally against this but why bother women should really do the shopping no buts no ifs. If the invitations suddenly disappeared eloping is an option. A person is incomplete without a spouse but youre finished with one.

For marriage to be a success every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. Wedding Wishes Quotes Your wedding day will come and go but may your love forever grow. The most important four words for a successful marriage.

Funny wedding wishes for newly-wed couple. Thanks for inviting us to eat and drink while you get married. Thats why funny get well wishes can be so great.

Im seeing a fun-filled life in your future. Right check first to make sure her first name isnt Always Instead of getting married why dont you just find a woman you dont like and give her a house. After that he is finished Zsa Zsa Gabor Marriage has no guarantees.

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If thats what youre looking for go live with a car battery Erma Bombeck American comedian. Funny Engagement and Wedding Quotes. Wishing you a long and happy marriage.

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Marrying a man is like buying something youve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. These funny wedding wishes will make your card and you memorable. You may love it when you get it home but it doesnt always go with everything in the house.

13 Your match wasnt made in heaven. Marriage is all about give and take. Wish the newly-weds a lifetime of love happiness and prosperity in a fun and exciting matter with wedding wishes funny for newly married couples.

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