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A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships all the enjoyment of sense and reason and indeed all the sweets of life Joseph Addison A happy man marries the girl he loves. Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. The smell of cigarettes is hard to hideMcDonalds breath is harder Marriage Tip.

Here are some funny marriage advice and quotes youll love. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. 200 Marriage Jokes.

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65 Funny Quotes About Marriage That Every Couple Will Understand byDeze. Grooms once you get married. They say opposites attract If thats the case this marriage could last for a.

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them be good at taking orders Erma Bombeck. I hope God bless you with an amazing memory to remember all the important dates and not make your partner angry. 65 hilarious witty quotes for a wedding toast that will have people cracking up.

Then again so is a bicycle repair kit Billy Connolly Scottish comedian. Consider adding some of the funny wedding speech quotes listed here. Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.

The man who says his wife cant take a joke forgets that she took him Oscar Wilde Irish poet. A life loved is precious. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Thats why its a great idea to add some funny quotes into your wedding speech toast or even in your vows. Here are my top 25 funny marriage quotes and wedding sayings not ranked. Funny wedding toast quotes can make a real splash so be careful not to let any negativity spill onto the couples big day.

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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage half shut afterwards. Marriage is like a walk in the park. Whether you are the maid of honor or best man or mom or dad or the couple steal these funny marriage quotes to make your speech and the wedding fun.

Funny Wedding Wishes for Colleague. These quotes are snappy and to the point perfect for filling the room with laughter on your special day. Thank you so much for the free food and drinks I will always say my prayers to God for you.

When you see a married couple walking down the street the one thats a few steps ahead is the one thats mad Helen Rowland Dont miss these relationship questions marriage. Find the perfect wedding message for the wedding couple with this elaborate list of funny best friend wedding quotes.

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