Marriage is give and take. Congratulations to my best friends for getting married. Married Life is so easy its just like a walk in the park.
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You may be married but you dont have to grow up. My warmest congratulations to the sweetest newlyweds. Heres to a long and happy marriage.
If the invitations suddenly disappeared eloping is an option. Gongrats on your first big step together. I hope your life drama be more comedy than some melodrama.
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He promises you heaven and earth before your wedding. Afterwards he cant even afford to give up his salary for you. Funny Engagement and Wedding Quotes 1.
Marriage aint for sissies. If you get a good wife youll become happy if you get a bad one youll become a philosopher. By all means marry.
Good luck with everything. A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships all the enjoyment of sense and reason and indeed all the sweets of life Joseph Addison A happy man marries the girl he loves. But the problem is that the park isJurassic Park Marriage is the bond between a person who never remember anniversaries and.
Lots of love today and beyond. One bed one remote one bathroom. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage half shut afterwards.
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Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths.
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You are so welcomed to the world. The man who says his wife cant take a joke forgets that she took him Oscar Wilde Irish poet. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Marriage is a wonderful invention. As my husband All you have to do is just to agree and follow what I say. May your love sparkle and fizz for years to come Ryan and Christine.
Grooms once you get. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. A person is incomplete without a spouse but youre finished with one.
I mean yeah congratulations on your wedding. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband. No matter how you try to impress her your back will always be kicked.
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Congratulations on embarking on this life journey of togetherness thats called marriage. A happier man loves the girl he marries anonymous. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one.