The people are fucked - George Carlin Carlin was well known for his. With so much humor in the world weve collected some hilarious life quotes from a wide range of famous writers celebrities and thinkers from over the last couple of centuries and beyond. George Carlin on Planets and People The planet is fine.
Life is what happens when youre busy making other plans. Share the best funny quotes collection by famous authors and comedians. More short quotes.
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-John Wayne I love sleep. 100 Hilarious Life Quotes Dripping With Sarcasm And Wit. -Jack Handey Life is hard.
I tried but they wanted cash. Funny quotes on life relationship advice Words To Make You Laugh If you love someone let them go. Short funny quotes and sayings I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile.
Easy to read the list of the most hilarious phrases ever spoken. Short Funny Quotes About Life. If they come back with coffee it was meant to be Funny quotes about love to express I love being married.
Sometimes we have to see the funny side of life in order to keep going. Funny Quotes That Are Self-Deprecating. A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
I hope life isnt a big joke because I dont get it. I dont go crazy. Its harder if youre stupid.
My life feels like a test I didnt study for. -Ernest Hemingway Be excellent and party on dudes. Perfect for sharing your best friends and family.
When I was a kid my parents gave me a book of quotations about life by famous curmudgeons. Funny Quotes About Life. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you but not in one ahead -Bill McGlashen 10.
Im actually not funny. You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. 12th of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes.
Get busy living or get. Join the fun with our Funny Quote of the Day on the web Facebook and blogs. -Abraham Lincoln We all pay for life with death so everything in between should be free.
Work until your bank account looks like a phone number. Always remember that you are unique just like everybody else. My life has the tendency to fall apart when Im awake you know.
Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up -Unknown. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 300 Funny Quotes To Make You Laugh Out Loud Whoever said money cant buy happiness didnt know where to shop.
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