-Albert Einstein Enjoy life. You start out dead and get that out of the way. A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.
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Worst of all wounds is that of the heart worst of all evils is that of a woman. My way of joking is to tell the truth. Yes officer I saw the speed limit I just didnt see your car.
Share our Quotes of the Day on the web Facebook Twitter and blogs. Life doesnt have any hands but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. -Anonymous To succeed in life you need two things.
Never take life seriously. -Mark Twain The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering-Bruce Lee. Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.
Nobody gets out alive anyway. I have a new hairstyle today its called I tried 136. -George Bernard Shaw Thats what.
-She The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity-Arthur Miller In my next life I want to live my life backwards. Funny Quotes Alyce P. Life is wasted on the living.
All my life I always wanted to be somebody. FUNNY BIBLE VERSES THAT MAKE FUN OF WIVES AND WOMEN. And I mean you could pick just about any character collect your favorite quotes from them and have a myriad of funny or moving Ted Lasso quotes but it all starts and ends with the man the.
To keep your balance you must keep moving. Theres plenty of time to be dead. There are no stupid questions just stupid people.
Jane Wagner The Search for Intelligent Life in The Universe. -Douglas Adams Life is like riding a bicycle. Get busy living or get busy dying.