Never argue with stupid people they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. -She The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity-Arthur Miller In my next life I want to live my life backwards. Yes officer I saw the speed limit I just didnt see your car.
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Life is wasted on the living. Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
There are no stupid questions just stupid people. -George Bernard Shaw Thats what. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because.
-Anonymous To succeed in life you need two things. -Mark Twain The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering-Bruce Lee. Life doesnt have any hands but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
You start out dead and get that out of the way. All my life I always wanted to be somebody. Worst of all wounds is that of the heart worst of all evils is that of a woman.
FUNNY BIBLE VERSES THAT MAKE FUN OF WIVES AND WOMEN. Nobody gets out alive anyway. A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.
Share our Quotes of the Day on the web Facebook Twitter and blogs. Get busy living or get busy dying. Never take life seriously.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. Theres plenty of time to be dead. The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
Funny Quotes Alyce P. Life is what happens when youre busy making other plans. -Douglas Adams Life is like riding a bicycle.