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What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream. -She The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity-Arthur Miller In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way.

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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce. Its so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Short Funny Jokes 32.

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What is love without some fun and giggles. The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.

-George Bernard Shaw Thats what. Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

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But when I got home the tables were turned. Looking for the best funny phrases and wise words to sayings about life. Life quotes even if funny are meant to be internalized and the messages inside of them are the ones worth spreading.

I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture. 30 Funny Love Quotes. Funny Inspirational Quotes Celebrating Life Love Struggles 1.

A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. I gave him a glass of water. That one liner im not drinking too much tonight never goes as planned.

If there are any quotes you feel are humorous while still retaining profound value Id like to hear about it in the comments below. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. Light travels faster than sound.

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Moses was once a basket case. Steven Wright If I won the award for laziness. A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in.

Where there is no humor and fights there is no love. Drop him a line. Please send us your witty life qoutes Good clean yet free stories and jokes.

Life jokes that will give you vida fun with working happiness puns like So Tekashi could face life in prison and An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him Because you have lived a good and virtuous life I can offer you a gift you can be the most handsome man in the world or you can have infinite wisdom or you can have limitless wealth Reflecting the man says. If at first you dont succeed then skydiving definitely isnt for you Steven Wright 3. Now Joan Baez There are compensations for growing older.

Every time I told them people laugh no matter age or condition. Its the funniest joke in the world. Below is collection of some hilarious funny love quotes.

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