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A race horse will not wear underwear because they said it rides up on them. Animal Jokes Horse Jokes Word Play Jokes Riddles Riddles for Kids Copyright 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission. The second horse replied A similar thing happens to me too bro.

Eating will now be an entirely new ball game. Some race horses stay in a stable. I might have to buy a new pair of trousers.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Appearance Eating Sports Horse racing On his retirement. You got to ride him to win the trainer says because Ive got a monkey on this horse and so has my wife Will there be any.

Whats the hardest thing about learning to horseback ride. Before the race starts he brunette turns to the blonde and says Ill bet you fifty dollars the black horse wins The blonde says OK youre on The scene ends with the black horse. I tried horse racing.

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If Horse Racing is the Sport of Kings how come there are no royal jockeys At the race track you will see 3 Bet Here windows and only 1 Pay Out window It would have been a photo finish by the time my horse finished it was too dark to take the picture. Why couldnt the pony sing. Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments or jokes which make girl laugh.

The other horse says Funny I felt a pinch in my hindquarters before the race that I won A dog walking by says You idiots youre being doped. Funny Sporting Quotes - Horse Racing back to Quote index This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I. Man youre a cheetah and the cheetah says.

One of them starts to boast about his track record. What do you call a horse that lives next door to you. The mother horse said to her foal that it was pasture your bedtime.

Before the next race he saw the priest go over to another horse and sprinkle it with holy water. Like the first horse it went on to win its race. He goes to the other men and says The Un deux trois cat sank.

What street do horses like to live on. The only state horses love getting their hair done is in Maine. The owner of a racehorse is angry.

My horse was so late getting home. Theyre injecting you with a drug to. A jockey is talking to the trainer ahead of the race.

Funny Quotes by commentators about horse racing. When Im running and I get a stinging sensation on my ass I begin to run way faster A nearby racing dog overheard the conversation between the horses and decided to join in. What did the horse say after she fell over.

Youd better win this race or youll be working the farm tomorrow. List Of Best Racing Jokes. Here are the most humorous horse quotes that will leave you in stitches.

The horse went on to win the race streaking ahead of the opposition. The owner of a racehorse is angry because the horse he paid so much money for has yet to win a race. Now onto some more horse jokes.

Many of the racing porsche jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny but some can be offensive. Funniest Horseracing Jokes. Misspokements Sports Horse racing.

In the last 15 races Ive won 8 of them Another horse breaks in Well in the last 27 races Ive won 19 Oh thats good but in the last 36 races Ive won 28 says another. Guys the same thing happens to me in a race. Ive fallen and I cant giddy up.

Whats the hardest part about drag racing. Naw man youre a lion. Ive fallen and I cant giddy-up.

Listen to me the man says grabbing the horse by the harness. By Captain Thomsen on 26 Nov 2015. A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa After the cheetah easily wins the lion complains.

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