Some race horses stay in a stable. I tried horse racing. Listen to me the man says grabbing the horse by the harness.
A jockey is talking to the trainer ahead of the race. Because he was a little hoarse. The second horse replied A similar thing happens to me too bro.
When Im running and I get a stinging sensation on my ass I begin to run way faster A nearby racing dog overheard the conversation between the horses and decided to join in. The fastest way to mail a little horse to your friend is by Pony Express. Animal Jokes Horse Jokes Word Play Jokes Riddles Riddles for Kids Copyright 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Naw man youre a lion. He tiptoed into the stable- Henny Youngman Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people- WC Fields. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.
The guy said to himself that if the priest sprinkles another horse with holy water I am going to bet every penny I have on that horse. What do you call a horse that lives next door to you. Many of the racing porsche jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny but some can be offensive.
In the last 15 races Ive won 8 of them Another horse breaks in Well in the last 27 races Ive won 19 Oh thats good but in the last 36 races Ive won 28 says another. Eating will now be an entirely new ball game. The other horse says Funny I felt a pinch in my hindquarters before the race that I won A dog walking by says You idiots youre being doped.
List Of Best Racing Jokes. Funny Sporting Quotes - Horse Racing back to Quote index This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I. Ive fallen and I cant giddy up.
Here are the most humorous horse quotes that will leave you in stitches. My horse was so late getting home. By Captain Thomsen on 26 Nov 2015.
Funniest Horseracing Jokes. Man youre a cheetah and the cheetah says. Appearance Eating Sports Horse racing On his retirement.
Whats the hardest part about drag racing. The owner of a racehorse is angry because the horse he paid so much money for has yet to win a race. The horse went on to win the race streaking ahead of the opposition.
What street do horses like to live on. Youd better win this race or youll be working the farm tomorrow. The mother horse said to her foal that it was pasture your bedtime.
Like the first horse it went on to win its race. Discover and share Horse Racing Quotes Funny. Guys the same thing happens to me in a race.
The only state horses love getting their hair done is in Maine. I might have to buy a new pair of trousers. Now onto some more horse jokes.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments or jokes which make girl laugh. Whats the hardest thing about learning to horseback ride. Theyre injecting you with a drug to.
Funny horse quotes Image. Why couldnt the pony sing. He goes to the other men and says The Un deux trois cat sank.
One of them starts to boast about his track record. You got to ride him to win the trainer says because Ive got a monkey on this horse and so has my wife Will there be any. Funny Quotes by commentators about horse racing.
Misspokements Sports Horse racing. Before the race starts he brunette turns to the blonde and says Ill bet you fifty dollars the black horse wins The blonde says OK youre on The scene ends with the black horse. If Horse Racing is the Sport of Kings how come there are no royal jockeys At the race track you will see 3 Bet Here windows and only 1 Pay Out window It would have been a photo finish by the time my horse finished it was too dark to take the picture.
A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa After the cheetah easily wins the lion complains. What did the horse say after she fell over. Before the next race he saw the priest go over to another horse and sprinkle it with holy water.