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The thing about golf is that you dont have to be a professional golfer to love the game. A plague invented by the Calvinistic Scots as a punishment for mans sins James Barrett Reston. Sports Character Man Dont play too much golf.
3 If a man comes home with sand. You cant hit the links without throwing out some of these quotes. A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors Going My Way 1944 Father Fitzgibbons Barry Fitzgerald Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps Tiger Woods Actually the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. Golf is a game to be played between cricket and death Colin Ingleby-Mackenzie Golf. Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
And I took a 7 to do that Jim Murray I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyones game. Discover and share Funny Golf Quotes From Movies. You know youre on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.
Its called an eraser Arnold Palmer If you watch a game its fun. In the next 50 slides youll find quotes from authors actors comedians presidents and even a king. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Golf like the measles should be caught young for if postponed to riper years the results may be serious. Golf is the hardest game in the world to play and the easiest to cheat at.