Have a lot of fun on your birthday lets remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but dont forget to enjoy that you were never so old. I wish you have a very happy birthday friend even if it is like the tenth time you tell me that you turn 30 hahaha it is time to assimilate the ages. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
1 There are more than ten million birthdays. Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. I was brought up to respect my elders and now I dont have to respect anyone.
Funny Birthday Quotes Quotes and Sayings. Funny birthday pictures always give us a laugh. 2 From the bottom of my heart I.
But when my wife has a birthday she takes a year or two off. The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You only have to remember it.
It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends whove stayed loyal during the previous year. These are some funny and witty messages that you can share on social media or send to someone out on a birthday ecard SMS or via e-mail on their special day. Do not be so pessimistic today.
An unknown author once quipped Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake Astronaut John Glenn said what so many people feel about remembering the day of birth with For all the advances in medicine theres still no cure for the common birthday. Youre just collecting wrinkles 137. Whichever way it is never good news.
4 Its never too late. 4 Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life and also subtracts years from your life. You know youre getting old when the only thing you want on your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Happy birthday to a person that is smart funny witty attractive and reminds me a lot of myself. So we collected the most adorable Top 32 Happy funny birthday quotes Sending you smiles for every moment of your special dayHave a wonderful time and a very happy birthday. When I have a birthday I take the day off.
I brought you a baldness shampoo as a gift. Funny Quotes on Birthday. A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
No youre not getting older. Do not think about the worst. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Happy birthday to someone who is smart gorgeous funny and reminds me a lot of myself from one fabulous chick to another Funny Birthday wishes. There is still no cure for the common birthday. 5 Funny Birthday Quotes for Her 6 Witty Birthday Wishes for Awesome Friends Damn youre so old your first pet must have been a dinosaur.
You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends. Do not think that you will be one more year old.
Check out our full collection of birthday quotes. Birthdays are natures way of telling you to eat more cake. Im an old-fashioned kind of guy but dont feel that youre under any pressure.
Best funny birthday wishes To Say about life Hope your special day brings you all that your heart desires. Funny Birthday Quotes Humer. Historically gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy.
Hahaha Congratulations that you meet all your goals. I wish you the best of birthdays. Birthdays are good for you.
Just another year closer to. By the time youre eighty years old youve learned everything. Age is something that doesnt matter unless youre a cheese.