So we collected the most adorable Top 32 Happy funny birthday quotes Sending you smiles for every moment of your special dayHave a wonderful time and a very happy birthday. Historically gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy. You know youre getting old when the only thing you want on your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Youre just collecting wrinkles 137. Best funny birthday wishes To Say about life Hope your special day brings you all that your heart desires. Birthdays are natures way of telling you to eat more cake.
1 There are more than ten million birthdays. Birthday quotes are also at times funny birthday wishes. You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return.
Funny birthday pictures always give us a laugh. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I brought you a baldness shampoo as a gift. Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. 2 From the bottom of my heart I.
I wish you the best of birthdays. Just another year closer to. Have a lot of fun on your birthday lets remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but dont forget to enjoy that you were never so old.
4 Its never too late. Im an old-fashioned kind of guy but dont feel that youre under any pressure. A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
Hahaha Congratulations that you meet all your goals. Happy birthday to someone who is smart gorgeous funny and reminds me a lot of myself from one fabulous chick to another Funny Birthday wishes. Do not think that you will be one more year old.
An unknown author once quipped Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake Astronaut John Glenn said what so many people feel about remembering the day of birth with For all the advances in medicine theres still no cure for the common birthday. Funny Birthday Quotes Quotes and Sayings. Funny Birthday Quotes Humer.
5 Friendship is all about give and take. But when my wife has a birthday she takes a year or two off. It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends whove stayed loyal during the previous year.
Happy birthday to a person that is smart funny witty attractive and reminds me a lot of myself. Do not be so pessimistic today. When I have a birthday I take the day off.
I hope you enjoy it a lot hahaha happy birthday funny. There is still no cure for the common birthday. I wish you have a very happy birthday friend even if it is like the tenth time you tell me that you turn 30 hahaha it is time to assimilate the ages.
4 Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life and also subtracts years from your life. Funny Quotes on Birthday. Age is something that doesnt matter unless youre a cheese.
Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends. I was brought up to respect my elders and now I dont have to respect anyone. Do not think about the worst.
Whichever way it is never good news. By the time youre eighty years old youve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. No youre not getting older. Check out our full collection of birthday quotes.