The quotes are in no specific order. The one and only thing that people give magnanimously without restraint and with all enthusiasm even when we genuinely dont need it is FREE ADVICE. When youre in love its the most glorious two and a half days of your life Richard Lewis Lead me not into temptation.
Truly Inspirational Quotes about Life. They say marriages are made in Heaven. Considering that they dont judge or argue with you its interesting to think about the reasons people buy pets in the first place.
It all depends on what you put into it. 28 Marriage is like pantyhose. By the time a man realizes that his father was right he has a son who thinks hes wrong Charles Wadsworth.
I wrote down happy. But so is thunder and lightning Clint Eastwood. When I went to school they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.
When I was five years old my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. Essentially they are there to be waited on hand and foot. Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life.
Funny inspirational quotes about life and love. We bring to you 40 really funny but true quotes of life that deeply reflect ironies of similar nature but in a lighter vein. I can find the way myself.
100 Inspirational Quotes about Life. Men hope women wont change but they do. If you hear bells get your ears checked.
We all love things gratis but definitely not the aforementioned. Share these funny quotes about love with all your friends on Facebook. If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.
29 Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband. This is not the only quote about life that declares love for animals over people. Women hope men will change after marriage but they dont.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance-Oscar Wilde Love is the answer but while youre waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty interesting questions-Woody Allen Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love-Albert Einstein Love is like an hourglass with the heart filling up as the brain empties-Jules Renard. Love is a lot like a backache it doesnt show up on X-rays but you know its there George Burns Cigar-puffing comedian George Burns was full of zingers about life including this funny love. Hamiltonn on Being Cautious Around Constant Smilers.