The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men. This is a curated sub-category. BIRTHDAY QUOTES ABOUT AGE.
Even its telling them to lie about their age. Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words. With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
The first forty years of life give us the text. 26 You think age is a funny thing. Without you in my life I dont know where I would be today.
I think thats a great idea. Dont fret because youre one year older But if you need a caring shoulder. They stink more the older they get.
Make sure to explore the rest of our Birthday quotes and Wishes by following the links below. The next thirty supply the commentary. Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and aged cheese.
Thats why we put together this list of the funniest quotes about growing older getting fatter and closing in on death. On your birthday I just want to remind you that you are the best person I have ever met in my whole life. Working hard respecting others never quitting and having fun no matter what.
Funny 40th 50th 60th Aging Quotes Happy Birthday Wishes. Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Happy Birthday to the most lovable and adorable star on this planet. Here are some of the most funny birthday wishes ever dished out from old age jokes to friendly jabs. Funny Birthday Quotes for Her.
May all your dreams and wishes come true today and every day. Happy Birthday to you my dearest friend. I am who I am because of you.
So live freely laugh often and be young forever. Happy Birthday to you. 25 I hate most social norms so I did not get you a birthday gift.
Birthdays are like cheese. Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays. This Funny Birthday Card is printed on luxury 350gsm Kraft board with this unique design.
Funny Birthday Quotes 1. But the only social norm that I dont mind is attending birthday parties. You get better with age my dearest.
Youre looking for a funny birthday quote so that you can zing your old man. Mines right here so have a cry Although I cant imagine why. I was brought up to respect my elders and now I dont have to respect anyone.
I will never be an old man. Check out our full collection of birthday quotes. You taught me all the important lessons.
Wait till you look at yourself in the mirror. These funny birthday quotes bring joy to your beloved ones on their birthday. Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends.
Happy Birthday to someone who doesnt quite look as old as a dried up prune yet. The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age. Theres really only one true birthday.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. ----- BETTIE CONFETTI CARDS Our cards are made using only the best quality board. Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
Our cards are A6 size when folded. A man is only as old as the woman he feels. 27 I wish I could make fun of you on your birthday about your age.
To me old age is always 15 years older than I am. Funny Birthday Poems Happy Birthday to You todays your special day Id light the candles on your cake but it will probably just melt away. Its cruel to be kind by delivering this message on this funny birthday card.
On your birthday I want to thank you for all you have done.