These funny birthday quotes bring joy to your beloved ones on their birthday. To me old age is always 15 years older than I am. Check out our full collection of birthday quotes.
So live freely laugh often and be young forever. Wait till you look at yourself in the mirror. But the only social norm that I dont mind is attending birthday parties.
Happy Birthday to you my dearest friend. Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and aged cheese. The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men.
26 You think age is a funny thing. Without you in my life I dont know where I would be today. Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends.
A man is only as old as the woman he feels. Dont bother what anybody else has to say you have changed my life and I will never forget that. I think thats a great idea.
Funny Birthday Quotes for Her. Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
Dont fret because youre one year older But if you need a caring shoulder. Working hard respecting others never quitting and having fun no matter what. I will never be an old man.
You taught me all the important lessons. Thats why we put together this list of the funniest quotes about growing older getting fatter and closing in on death. Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
On your birthday I just want to remind you that you are the best person I have ever met in my whole life. Theres really only one true birthday. Youre looking for a funny birthday quote so that you can zing your old man.
The first forty years of life give us the text. Funny 40th 50th 60th Aging Quotes Happy Birthday Wishes. You get better with age my dearest.
On your birthday I want to thank you for all you have done. Funny 40th birthday quotesThis collection is about funny 40th birthday quoteswishesmessages and sayingsetc. I was brought up to respect my elders and now I dont have to respect anyone.
Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays. 27 I wish I could make fun of you on your birthday about your age. Happy Birthday to someone who doesnt quite look as old as a dried up prune yet.
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Funny Birthday Quotes 1. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. The next thirty supply the commentary.
Happy Birthday to you. Here are some of the most funny birthday wishes ever dished out from old age jokes to friendly jabs. Happy Birthday to the most lovable and adorable star on this planet.
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This is a curated sub-category. The rest are simply anniversaries of the. With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes. The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age. BIRTHDAY QUOTES ABOUT AGE.
Even its telling them to lie about their age. May all your dreams and wishes come true today and every day. Mines right here so have a cry Although I cant imagine why.
25 I hate most social norms so I did not get you a birthday gift.