My friend got me a fossil. Wish you a very Happy Birthday dear friend. My dear friend another year has gone by but unfortunately that doesnt mean youve become any wiser.
Check out our full collection of birthday quotes. One more year of existence down the drain. SPECIAL FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN I hope that your birthday is the best it can possibly be for someone who can barely function in society You only look as old as the last selfie you took.
Love you my ancient friend. On your birthday here are some words of wisdom. These are some funny and witty messages that you can share on social media or send to someone out on a birthday ecard SMS or via e-mail on their special day.
5 Funny Birthday Quotes for Her 6 Witty Birthday Wishes for Awesome Friends Damn youre so old your first pet must have been a dinosaur. Happy birthday friend 21. Happy birthday to my funny my very good friend may your day be as handsome and bright as you are may it brim with goodness and happiness happy birthday friend 4.
For your birthday Ive gotten you something thats gluten free zero calories and absolutely delightful. May you continue to celebrate many more years and have the best of your birthdays. Birthday Quotes For Friends Best Emotional Funny Wishes I feel privileged to have spent one more year of my life with you.
Dear friend Happy Birthday funny. I thought about buying you a great gift yesterday at a store but Ive done better. I hope you have an excellent time in the company of yours.
The first hundred years are the hardest. Funny Birthday Messages Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder Funny Birthday Quotes for Close Friends. Funny Birthday Quotes Wishes.
So you will have the best care I think haha. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. On your birthday friend may your spirit be enriched in light love and hope for a prosperous year ahead 22.
Birthday quotes for friends facebook If you looked up the meaning of friend in the dictionary your picture would appear. Funny Birthday Wishes for your Best Friend Dear Friend on your birthday I am most grateful that you know all of my faults but you withhold your judgment. Happy Birthday my friend.
Youre looking for a funny birthday quote so that you can zing your old man. I wish you a lot of happiness. Happy Birthday to you and I hope your day is as wonderful as you are.
It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. General Funny Birthday Wishes 1. My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles.
Funny Birthday Wishes for my Best Friend. This happy birthday text message. I think thats a great idea.
Smile while you still have teeth. This is a curated sub-category. Enjoy your gift of nothing.
Thats why we put together this list of the funniest quotes about growing older getting fatter and closing in on death. I have decided to donate that money to the asylum where you will be admitted soon haha. Dont worry about getting so old.