Happy Birthday to you. Congrats for accomplishing all your desires in dreams. Youre birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.
Enjoy your gift of nothing. Mines right here so have a cry Although I cant imagine why. The first hundred years are the hardest.
When the Almighty was creating you I think he was high. The best mosquito repellent in the world is your fart. Happy Birthday Mum May all your wishes come true Except for the one about 15 grandchildren.
I hope you treat yourself to something special on your birthday you deserve it. Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people on the planet. May all your dreams and wishes come true today and every day.
On your birthday I have gifted myself the gift to ride shotgun with you whenever you drive. Happy Birthday to someone who doesnt quite look as old as a dried up prune yet. Real Short funny wishes of Birthday for Friends.
Happy birthday to you. We cant stop the aging process so we might as well laugh and celebrate. I didnt forget your birthday I just forgot todays date.
Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and aged cheese. I have learnt a lot from you my dear especially the curses. Funny Birthday Quotes Humer.
I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Birthdays are like boogers. Dont fret because youre one year older But if you need a caring shoulder.
Get Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends 6. Funny Birthday Poems Happy Birthday to You todays your special day Id light the candles on your cake but it will probably just melt away. With 22 years of experience.
Those who take their age seriously need to lighten up and live life and forget about their age. Giggle a little and have some fun Because its your birthday fun Dance a little more today Coz tomorrow will be a new day So enjoy your day today As its your birthday Wish you a happy birthday. Do not think about the.
Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet-Unknown I promise to celebrate your 29th birthday for as many as you can think you can get away with it-Unknown I look forward to honoring your request for no gifts-Unknown Happy birthday to someone whos still a long way from being as old and useless as Congress. Yesterday is already history. Men are just like chocolates Us girls know that is true.
General Funny Birthday Wishes 1. Getting older sucks but you make it look easy. You get better with age my dearest.
Do not be so pessimistic today. Funny Birthday Messages Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder Funny Birthday Quotes for Close Friends. Have a lot of fun on your birthday lets remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but dont forget to enjoy that you were never so old.
The more you have the harder it is to breathe. Youre not 40 youre 18. Every birthday with you is a bundle of joy just like you.
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Tomorrow is still a mystery. Short Funny Birthday Poems Have some fun. Birthdays are natures way of telling you to eat more cake-Jo Brand There is still no cure for the common birthday-John Glenn Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar Yung No Mo-Unknown Birthday cake calories dont count-Unknown You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake-Bob Hope.
Happy birthday to someone who is forever young. And today it is your BIRTHDAY.