I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. The first hundred years are the hardest. Happy birthday to you.
Funny Birthday Messages Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder Funny Birthday Quotes for Close Friends. And today it is your BIRTHDAY. Funny Birthday Poems Happy Birthday to You todays your special day Id light the candles on your cake but it will probably just melt away.
Getting older sucks but you make it look easy. Men are just like chocolates Us girls know that is true. Birthdays are natures way of telling you to eat more cake-Jo Brand There is still no cure for the common birthday-John Glenn Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar Yung No Mo-Unknown Birthday cake calories dont count-Unknown You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake-Bob Hope.
Short Funny Birthday Poems Its your day today. The best mosquito repellent in the world is your fart. Birthdays are like boogers.
Giggle a little and have some fun Because its your birthday fun Dance a little more today Coz tomorrow will be a new day So enjoy your day today As its your birthday Wish you a happy birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing. I hope you treat yourself to something special on your birthday you deserve it.
General Funny Birthday Wishes 1. Dont fret because youre one year older But if you need a caring shoulder. Happy Birthday to someone who doesnt quite look as old as a dried up prune yet.
Funny Birthday Quotes Humer. Happy Birthday to you. When the Almighty was creating you I think he was high.
Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and aged cheese. Happy birthday to someone who is forever young. Those who take their age seriously need to lighten up and live life and forget about their age.
I didnt forget your birthday I just forgot todays date. Happy Birthday Poem with a short video only for special person. Youre birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.
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Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people on the planet. The more you have the harder it is to breathe. Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet-Unknown I promise to celebrate your 29th birthday for as many as you can think you can get away with it-Unknown I look forward to honoring your request for no gifts-Unknown Happy birthday to someone whos still a long way from being as old and useless as Congress.
Now its time to bring them into reality. BIRTHDAY QUOTES ABOUT AGE. Short Funny Birthday Poems Have some fun.
You get better with age my dearest. Tomorrow is still a mystery. Mines right here so have a cry Although I cant imagine why.
Real Short funny wishes of Birthday for Friends. Every birthday with you is a bundle of joy just like you. We cant stop the aging process so we might as well laugh and celebrate.
Have a lot of fun on your birthday lets remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but dont forget to enjoy that you were never so old. Yesterday is already history. Funny Birthday Quotes for Her.
I have learnt a lot from you my dear especially the curses. Happy Birthday Mum May all your wishes come true Except for the one about 15 grandchildren. Do not think about the.
Congrats for accomplishing all your desires in dreams. On your birthday I have gifted myself the gift to ride shotgun with you whenever you drive.