We offer funny birthday quotes about aging ones that are famous and ones that are inspirational but funny. We have over a hundred humorous greetings you can choose from if you want to make the birthday boy or girl laugh this special day. With funny birthday quotes you can turn a birthday into a true celebration of life.
Happy birthday to you if yours is today. These funny birthday quotes will put smiles on your face and help you to look at the birthday from a positive perspective. Happy Birthday my beautiful wife.
There are plenty of 21st birthday sayings from lighthearted to more sentimental. Have a lot of fun on your birthday lets remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but dont forget to enjoy that you were never so old. I hope you dont mind that I bought you a cake to give to your mom congratulating your mom for going thru labor and giving birth to you.
Funny Birthday Quotes. Thats why we put together this list of the funniest quotes about growing older getting fatter and closing in on death. If youre looking for funny birthday memes for your friends and loved ones youre in the right place.
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Birthday does not have to be sad and serious because you are getting older. But try to smile. Explore this list of 21st birthday quotes to find the perfect one.
Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays. Hahaha Congratulations that you meet all your goals. I know you have a lot of things to do so Im going to go ahead and take them off your hands and do them for you.
120 Outrageously Hilarious Birthday Memes. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. The next time you need a hilarious sign-off at the bottom of a birthday card we have the perfect birthday puns for you to choose from.
I brought you a baldness shampoo as a gift. Press J to jump to the feed. You would have loved the gift I didnt bother getting you.
I love giving ideas on amusing greetings to make someone laugh on their special day. If we had been on the Titanic and only had 1 door between us I would have made room for you and never let you go. This is a curated sub-category.
Funny Birthday Quotes Humer. When I have a birthday I take the day off. I know youre old.
I wish you the best of birthdays. 7901 541 votes. 48 Funny Birthday Quotes Sayings and Greetings.
Birthdays are like cheese. Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes. I think thats a great idea.
Happy Birthday to a guy who still isnt showing his age or acting it. Funny Birthday Quotes for Him. They stink more the older they get.
Happy Birthday Mother. I like birthdays but I think too many can kill you. Posts must be oneliners.
The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a persons birth. I hope you enjoy it a lot hahaha happy birthday funny. Happy Birthday to a guy whos witty manly handsome and reminds me a lot of myself.
Hope you consume plenty of cake beer and ED meds. Do not be so pessimistic today. Do not think about the.
A smile some laughter may even help them live longer. Next time take off the candles One liner tags. I mean she was the one who did all the work.
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7955 940 votes. I wish you have a very happy birthday friend even if it is like the tenth time you tell me that you turn 30 hahaha it is time to assimilate the ages. Make a dramatic entrance at their home and place of work and make sure to perform a heartfelt rendition of the birthday song.
Happy Birthday from someone who puts up with your belching farting scratching and remote control hogging. Theres really only one true birthday. Check out our full collection of birthday quotes.