Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes. Its always a treat to wish happy birthday to someone so sweet. I have decided to donate that money to the asylum where you will be admitted soon haha.
Think of this day not as another year closer to becoming old but as another year closer to complete freedom and back pains. It may be your birthday but you are a gift to me. Whichever way it is never good news.
Funny Quotes on Birthday. Funny Birthday Quotes. Happy birthday to a person that is smart funny witty attractive and reminds me a lot of myself.
The years go by and they do wonders for you. I thought about buying you a great gift yesterday at a store but Ive done better. Happy Birthday to you.
I hope you have an excellent time in the company of yours. Youve been around for so many years that I dont have enough calendars to be able to write them down. 2 From the bottom of my heart I.
See the menu at bottom of the page for more birthday-related pages. Happy birthday to someone who is smart gorgeous funny and reminds me a lot of myself from one fabulous chick to another Funny Birthday wishes. 4 Its never too late.
The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a persons birth. 5 Friendship is all about give and take. And now the best of the funny birthday quotes.
Birthdays are natures way of telling you to eat more cake-Jo Brand There is still no cure for the common birthday-John Glenn Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar Yung No Mo-Unknown Birthday cake calories dont count-Unknown You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake-Bob Hope. Funny Birthday Quotes Wishes. Funny Birthday Quotes Quotes and Sayings.
Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and aged cheese. 4 Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life and also subtracts years from your life. Choose a favorite quotation and combine it with a birthday wish for a winning combination.
You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Birthdays are like cheese. You know youre getting old when the only thing you want on your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
For your birthday this year I hope you dont mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles instead. They stink more the older they get. An unknown author once quipped Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake Astronaut John Glenn said what so many people feel about remembering the day of birth with For all the advances in medicine theres still no cure for the common birthday.
Happy Birthday Beauty Funny Birthday 135 Copy quote A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.
Years do not pass for you improvements like good wine. Want to make Funny Birthday Wishes For Men looking inside all of the birthday cards to find the right one prefer to send an e-Card to your friend on his or her special day or even like making your own there are many different ways you can make a. 1 There are more than ten million birthdays.
You get better with age my dearest. So you will have the best care I think haha. Funny Birthday Quotes for Her.
Age is just a state of mind and you are as old as you think you are. Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend for Whatsapp. Birthday quotes are also at times funny birthday wishes.
Funny birthday quotes for cards letters notes Facebook posts emails texts and more. Theres really only one true birthday. Just another year closer to.
Youre not special because its your birthday youre special because youre you. Happy Birthday to someone who doesnt quite look as old as a dried up prune yet.