Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes. 8 On your birthday dont forget to set goals that are sky high and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there. If someone asks if youre a God you say YES.
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Happiest of Happy Birthday to you dear friend. Happy Birthday to someone good looking super smart charismatic and charming. Dont forget to also read our list of funny birthday quotes that are sure to make you smile.
Dear friend Happy Birthday funny. Old sayings such as A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age is a fun remark as is Youre so old today when you look at your birth certificate its expired. Happy birthday friend 21.
I would have never known this if you were not my friend. Historically gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy. Theres really only one true birthday.
Hope your birthday is as special as you areMay all of your dreams come true. Stay Puft will wreck havoc on our town. I hope you have an excellent time in the company of yours.
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Congratulations and happy birthday. Have a fantastic birthday. That was life lesson 1 right.
I think thats a great idea. Since you are obsessed with chocolate Ive invited the chocolate company to your birthday so that you can have over-doze of it. It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends whove stayed loyal during the previous year.
Happy birthday to a wonderful friend. Birthdays are like cheese. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a persons birth.
I hope you have an excellent time in the company of yours. I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much youll wish youd never been born. Two older men sit on a park bench.
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Youre looking for a funny birthday quote so that you can zing your old man. Its infinite and boundless. I thought about buying you a great gift yesterday at a store but Ive done better.
Human stupidity has no limit. The first hundred years are the hardest. Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present dear friend.
Thanks for being such a great friend. Birthdays are like vacations. Im an old-fashioned kind of guy but dont feel that youre under any pressure.
Funny Birthday Quotes. On your birthday friend may your spirit be enriched in light love and hope for a prosperous year ahead 22. I am looking forward to many more years of friendship and birthdays with you.
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They stink more the older they get. Funny Birthday Messages Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder Funny Birthday Quotes for Close Friends.