The unwritten clause of every relation is to laugh like an idiot when the other looks funny weird. 2 From the bottom of my heart I. You get better with age my dearest.
A real friend always remembers your birthday and forgets how old you are. Birthdays are natures way of telling you to eat more cake-Jo Brand There is still no cure for the common birthday-John Glenn Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar Yung No Mo-Unknown Birthday cake calories dont count-Unknown You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake-Bob Hope. How nice to give a card with a funny verse for a giggle or two.
Forget about the present I didnt get you one. A very dirty corner. Fifty Shades of Grey is like Twilight on steroids high on ecstasy in a dirty little corner.
32 A lot of people will come and go in your life but good friends like me will stay forever. Age is something that doesnt matter unless youre a cheese. You may feel older but at least you are younger than your next birthday.
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Happy Birthday to you. By the time youre eighty years old youve learned everything. Birthdays are like bogeys.
33 We look forward to celebrating your birthday by going out and having a lot of fun. It is called the guillotine. But she wouldnt return my calls.
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There is only one cure for gray hair. Old Age You know old people jokes. May all your dreams and wishes come true today and every day.
All the kids out of the house. You only have to remember it. On that note you must also know that birthdays come go but your age will keep increasing forever.
These funny birthday quotes bring joy to your beloved ones on their birthday. 1 There are more than ten million birthdays. 100 FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD QUOTES.
I hope your birthday is better than walking through a fart with your mouth open. Free and Funny Confession Ecard. Making fun of getting older.
Happy Birthday to someone who doesnt quite look as old as a dried up prune yet. Forget about the future you cant predict it. A very dirty corner.
The more you have the harder it is to breathe. Funny Birthday Quotes Quotes and Sayings. It was invented by a Frenchman.
For your birthday I wanted to give you your hearts desire. Birthdays Group 4 Close your eyes make a wish and if you wait long enough youll get exactly what you want. Forget about the past you cant change it.
Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and aged cheese. So live freely laugh often and be young forever. Funny Birthday PhrasesGroup 2.
Balloons birthday cake and ice cream maybe some punch to drink perhaps a few presents and laughter all make a good birthday party. Funny Clean Birthday Memes 20 Funny Happy Birthday Memes Sayingimages Com. Heres what we got for you.
Anyone Anytime Funny quotes for birthdays of friends family and significant others at any stage of life young or old. 4 Its never too late. Fifty Shades of Grey is like Twilight on steroids high on ecstasy in a dirty little corner.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age.