The first is your memory goes and I cant remember the other two. At age 40 we dont care what they think of us. Time is a concept that humans created.
Congratulations on reaching an age when you stop pretending that you care about pop culture technology and your looks. In old age we yearn to be kids. May your 27-year-old finish much better than Janis Joplin Kurt Cobain Amy Winehouse and Jimi Hendrix.
Time passes for us all no matter how kind mean rich or poor you may be. When I was younger I could remember anything whether it happened or not. Feb 25 2013 - Birthday quotes and one-liners about middle age and going over the hill.
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Respect old people. This is a curated sub-category.
Funny Birthday Quotes On Age Getting Old Quotes. Birthday is always the time to cherish your life journey with all those good and bad times and how you overcame them. You Know You Are Old When.
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. I tell them a paternity suit. Check out our full collection of birthday quotes.
You know you are old when you hear your favorite songs in an elevator. Cat in the Hat Aging Humor Funny Novelty Sign. Birthdays are good for you.
We dont grow older we grow riper. After 30 a body has a mind of its own. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest Larry Lorenzoni At age 20 we worry about what others think of us.
If you gotta grow old you might as well laugh about it. As you get older three things happen. These were few funny quotes on old age.
You know you are getting old when you frequently find yourself telling people what a gallon of gas USED to cost. Thats why we put together this list of the funniest quotes about growing older getting fatter and closing in on death. Your age doesnt represent the age of your soul.
Famous Funny Birthday Quotes. You know you are 60 years old when you eat supper at 5 pm. Birthdays are natures way of telling you to eat more cake.
People ask me what Id most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didnt have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. Laugh and smile all you want while you have teeth left.
Old age isnt so bad if you consider the alternative Maurice Chevalier. Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes. Funny Happy Birthday Quotes.
I will never be an old man. You know you are getting old when you leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd. Funny Quotes About Getting Older.
You can be forever young even when you are in your 80s 90s or even more. You know you are old when youre told to slow down by your doctor and not the police. Our funny sign featuring the Cat in the Hat encourages a healthy approach to aging.
To me old age is always 15 years older than I am. You know you are getting old when the only reason youre still awake at 2 am. In childhood we yearn to be grown-ups.
Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90.