Birthdays are good for you. You know you are getting old when the only reason youre still awake at 2 am. I will never be an old man.
Funny Happy Birthday Quotes. The first is your memory goes and I cant remember the other two. Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90.
You can be forever young even when you are in your 80s 90s or even more. At age 40 we dont care what they think of us. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest Larry Lorenzoni At age 20 we worry about what others think of us.
This is a curated sub-category. Famous Funny Birthday Quotes. Time passes for us all no matter how kind mean rich or poor you may be.
Laugh and smile all you want while you have teeth left. Old age isnt so bad if you consider the alternative Maurice Chevalier. Congratulations on reaching an age when you stop pretending that you care about pop culture technology and your looks.
When I was younger I could remember anything whether it happened or not. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didnt have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. These were few funny quotes on old age.
Birthday is always the time to cherish your life journey with all those good and bad times and how you overcame them. Cat in the Hat Aging Humor Funny Novelty Sign. In childhood we yearn to be grown-ups.
People ask me what Id most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. Respect old people. Birthdays are natures way of telling you to eat more cake.
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. You know you are getting old when you leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd. Your age doesnt represent the age of your soul.
Our funny sign featuring the Cat in the Hat encourages a healthy approach to aging. 40 Quotes About Old Age Every man desires to live long but no man desires to be old - Jonathan Swift paraphrased Old age is always fifteen years older than I am - Oliver Wendell Holmes Men do not quit playing because they grow oldthey grow old because they quit playing - Oliver Wendell Holmes Old age is like everything else. You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I tell them a paternity suit. May your 27-year-old finish much better than Janis Joplin Kurt Cobain Amy Winehouse and Jimi Hendrix. Feb 25 2013 - Birthday quotes and one-liners about middle age and going over the hill.
If you gotta grow old you might as well laugh about it. You know you are getting old when you frequently find yourself telling people what a gallon of gas USED to cost. You Know You Are Old When.
To me old age is always 15 years older than I am. Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes. Time is a concept that humans created.
They graduated school without Google or Wikipedia. Funny Quotes About Getting Older. Thats why we put together this list of the funniest quotes about growing older getting fatter and closing in on death.
Check out our full collection of birthday quotes. You know you are 60 years old when you eat supper at 5 pm. There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Funny Birthday Quotes On Age Getting Old Quotes. In old age we yearn to be kids. You know you are old when you hear your favorite songs in an elevator.
After 30 a body has a mind of its own.