Happy birthday to someone who is forever young. Especially when you cant even remember it. I have learnt a lot from you my dear especially the curses.
I always think that its totally unfair to celebrate the birthday. Birthdays are good for you. I have Alzheimers bulimia first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Birthdays are natures way of telling you to eat more cake. Pictures of Birthday Cards.
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Happy birthday to you if yours is today. Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people on the planet. I came to yours.
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I know youre old. But when my wife has a birthday she takes a year or two off. Gary Delaney 248.
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Then I thought that if your all dreams come true this year. I hope your birthday is better than walking through a fart with your mouth open. No matter how bad it gets Im always rich when I go to the dollar store.
Short people with an umbrella. But try to smile. Every birthday with you is a bundle of joy just like you.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. I hope you treat yourself to something special on your birthday you deserve it. Best 21 Funny Short Birthday Wishes.
Wouldnt exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them. Theres nothing to be upset about when you think about your age. Bill Murray 251.
The best mosquito repellent in the world is your fart. Congrats for accomplishing all your desires in dreams. Then there will be no dream left for Next year.
Short Funny Birthday Wishes. You would have loved the gift I didnt bother getting you. There are more than ten million birthdays on this planet.