To make a success of it youve got to start young. Welcome to the curmudgeonly years you crusty old bastard you. Funny Getting Old Birthday Cards Getting Old Funny Birthday Card Getting Old by Fineasslines.
Funny Getting Old Birthday Cards Getting Old Birthday Quotes Quotesgram. You are truly an inspiration. Wishing you joy and moves like Jagger on your birthday.
Happy Birthday ye olde farte. Damn youre getting old. Happy Birthday to a relic from a bygone era.
I tell them a paternity suit. These birthday quotes are all about getting older and old age so should be perfect to tease and poke fun at a male friend of yours. I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise.
If you think that slightly nasty funny birthday wishes will get a chuckle use or change the examples below. My heartfelt congratulations on being born. May you live to be so old people start wondering if youre the walking dead 16.
Funny Birthday Quotes On Age Getting Old Quotes. Happy birthday old man and save some air to blow off candles. Happy Birthday you old softy.
Happy birthday old man. I promise Ill have you back for your 8pm bedtime. Some words of wisdom for your birthday smile while you still have teeth.
28 Best friends never lie to each other and I must be honest with you. Heres to you on your birthday. If I made fun of how many years old you are it would be beyond funny.
Lessons from the Most Courageous Leader of the Twentieth Century p7 Skyhorse Publishing Inc. Go crazy and have that second cup of pudding its your birthday. One sentiment often expressed in funny terms is You arent becoming older youre becoming a classic Old sayings such as A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age is a fun remark as is Youre so old today when you look at your birth certificate its expired.
People ask me what Id most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year. You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake Bob Hope Youre getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it Felix Severn.
29 Aging gracefully is just a reassurance to heal the pain of looking at wrinkles on your skin. Do not be so pessimistic today. Happy Birthday Funny Birthday Congratulations.
Funny Birthday Quotes Humer. Old age is like everything else. Best Birthday wishes to an old fart what at least you know I am still breathing hope you have an awesome day.
Birthday Wishes Funny. Happy birthday old fart. Funny Getting Old Birthday Cards Funny Birthday Quotes 2015.
Happy bday and some you may be getting old but look on the Bright Side. Everything gets harder when you get older except for your penis of course. Do not think about the worst.
30 If you get old so fast no one will believe that we are friends so slow down. Have a lot of fun on your birthday lets remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but dont forget to enjoy that you were never so old. Funny Getting Old Birthday Cards Seem Quite Alert 1 Card 1 Envelope Oatmeal Studios Funny.
Youre not just over the hill Im not sure you can even see it in your rearview mirror. To the nations best kept secret. Theodore Roosevelt on Bravery.
Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity. Funny Birthday Messages Happy birthday youre not getting older youre just a little closer to death. May you live to be so old you sincerely wish you were dead.
Do not think that you will be one more year old. Want to go out for your birthday. The only thing getting old is that phrase.
When I was younger I could remember anything whether it happened or not. We dont grow older we grow riper. You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake-Bob Hope Youve heard of the three ages of man youth age and you are looking wonderful-Francis Cardinal Spellman Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece-Bobby Kelton Birthdays are like taxes.