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Call them what you will. Ive really had it with my dog. Bike kills Cycle thrills Those cant do drive cars Ride hard or go home Two wheels move the soul Cycling is my life Burn fats with Cycling Have fun without fuel My Bicycle is my car Live longer Lose weight Put amazing.
In distance running it kills anyone who does not have it. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Ride a bike instead of driving for example.
Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. Below are the 23 Cool Cycling Slogans. If you got a head u need a helmet.
Thank you god when you get good and ask God to give strength to face problems when you are in bad phase. Speed limitjust trim it. I USED TO CARE BUT I TAKE A PILL FOR THAT NOW embroidered in black on a white patch.
Have fun be active. Caption for Bike Riders. Lifes a climb but the view is great.
Hell chase anyone on a bicycle So what are you going to do leave him at the dogs home. Sell him No nothing that drastic. This quote used on a gazillion email signatures and topping a ton of articles about cycling may not be from the pen or the lips of HG.
Share them with your friends. Obviously riding a motorcycle I dont want to say that theres a bad boy quality but theres definitely a tough and macho thing about a guy who rides a motorcycles and that element of danger. Thats really sexy Marisa Miller I asked God for a bike but I know God doesnt work that way.
Bike is for two not for too many. Keep calm Have a safe trip. A bicycle is the finest mode of transport known to man Adam Hart-Davis English inventor I relax by taking my bicycle apart and putting it back together again.
You cant buy happiness but when you buy a Bike it is one that replaces happiness It is true that speed kills. A Bikers way of life. I Take A Pill For That Now Patch Funny Patches.
We proudly manufacture the latest and greatest designs of biker patches found online and nationwide at all of your favorite motorcycle rallys. All girls like guys who are tough. Buy a bike broom rake and snow shovel.
Gear up for safety. Dont break the law. The safe way is the right way.
So we will get good bad moments in life. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because. Bicycle Quotes - BrainyQuote.
Never argue with stupid people they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Ditch the remote the garage door opener the leaf-blower. Motorcycle Quotes Biker Quotes Moto Memes or Rules of the Road they are what they are.
The more precisely I can drive the more I enjoy myself. Over Speeding is stupid. Funny biker quotes and sayings can be display smile on your sad face.
No safety know pain know safety no pain. I think Ill just confiscate his bike. And getting there is all the fun Bill Emerson When I see an adult on a bicycle I do not despair for the future of the human race HG.