And seventy a shock. If time speeds up as you get older then youre going at least 60 miles per hour. If age is only in the mind someone should tell that to my bones.
Dont forget to iron that birthday suit. Happy 60th birthday for female. Happy birthday my wonderful friend.
Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles. Wishing you a happy 60th birthday my dear friend. Then I thought that if your all dreams come true this year.
Because youll have to wait ten years. Happy 60th birthday name enjoy the many years ahead and always remember that you are my one and only best friend 09 Today is the end and the beginning of another 365-day journey. Getting older can be a hard pill to swallow but dont fret creating a beautiful life with amazing people is all worth it in the end.
Earlier I wished that your entire wish comes true this year. I swear if my memory was any worse I could plan my own surprise party. Ill raise you - yes eight.
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Have a very happy birthday. 60th Birthday Sayings. It is totally organic but it is full of sugar.
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Send a funny birthday wish and bring a smile to the birthday guy or gals face with these birthday quotes. And every bluff ended with gold. 60th Birthday Limerick 5 - for Women or Men There was a young lady of fifty Who thought birthday gifts should be thrifty But when asked what she wanted.
How can they say my life isnt a success. The grand young age will seem so nice. These are little witty remarks you can use for a 60th birthday speech or toast.
Feel free to edit these to make them fit your 60-year-old friend. Happy 60th Birthday verses 5. Happy birthday name you made it through to sixty heres hoping you can make it to sixty more 10 Happy birthday to you my dearest name.
I grabbed a pile of dust and holding it up foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust I forgot to ask that they be years of youth. Then there will be no dream left for Next year. 22 Turning sixty may be the beginning of the sunset period of your life.
Thinking back on sixty youll. Funny 60th Birthday Quotes. Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten.
And then well be new friends. Posted in 60th Birthday Wishes For Female Comments Off on Funny Birthday Wishes for 60 year old Woman 60th Birthday Wishes for Coworker Colleague For a co-worker so dear It is time we all gather near And celebrate you with lots of good fun and cheer. You are still young and crazy.
Ive reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. Today is the day you turn 60 but in my eyes youre still 20 And even though you think youre old trust me your not youre just more beautiful. With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
21 As we look back in your life we realize that you have earned the most important things the love of your family and the respect of your friends. Heres to your big day my very special friend Enjoy it while its here. Funny Birthday Quotes for Woman.
Great collection of at least 138 of the best funny birthday wishes poems to write in a funny birthday card for that special friend or family member who enjoys humor. At 60 walking the dog actually means walking the dog. Birthday Quotes Funny 60th Birthday Quotes To Make You Laugh.
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Pictures of Birthday Cards. Old age isnt so bad when you consider the alternative. Happy 60th birthday dear friend.
With this birthday you are as ancient as some of the tortoises and turtles out there. For your next milestone year. 20 means a beautiful body but 60 means a beautiful mind.