Funny Birthday Quotes Wishes. I Left My Pregnant Wife A Happy Birthday Card. I didnt get you a gift or a card but please accept this half-assed Happy Birthday wish sent via social media.
May you live to be so old you sincerely wish you were dead. Whos A Birthday Girl. Two tips on your birthday.
2 Forget the present I didnt get you one. Congrats on escaping the womb many years ago. I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday.
Its quite surprising for a couple like us happy birthday my dear wife. Happy birthday to a person who is smart good looking and funny and reminds me a lot of myself. A day like today was born a person whom I appreciate and wish for all the good things in the world to happen to him.
I wish you very much enjoy your day. 27 I wish I could make fun of you on your birthday about your age. I have decided to donate that money to the asylum where you will be admitted soon haha.
101 Funny Birthday Messages for Your Boyfriend. Heres to you on your birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing.
I Didnt Know What Else To Get You. I cant believe its already been a year since the last time I didnt buy you anything for your birthday. Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
The Most Hilarious Birthday Messages. I bet you got lots of cards and messages on your birthday. What about when the balloons withered.
More Funny Birthday Wishes Finally here are some miscellaneous birthday wishes to put a smile on someones face. Forget about the past you cant change it. I hope your special day is perfect and you get everything you ever wanted and more.
Dear friend Happy Birthday funny. The best way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once. Have you ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens.
26 You think age is a funny thing. Wait till you look at yourself in the mirror. This Is My Happy Birthday.
25 I hate most social norms so I did not get you a birthday gift. I thought about buying you a great gift yesterday at a store but Ive done better. You know youre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake-Unknown May your birthday be filled with joy and wine-Unknown Happy sweet sixteen or multiple thereof-Unknown Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder-Unknown.
Come on and you were also born. But the only social norm that I dont mind is attending birthday parties. May Your Wildest Dreams Come True.
I hope you have an excellent time in the company of yours. Have fun as much as you can but not too much because you are at a vulnerable age. Happy Birthday to you my dearest.
1 Forget the past you cant change it. I Got You A Birthday Present. So you will have the best care I think haha.
I hope your birthday is. Probably The Most Funniest Birthday Video Ever Got to See it Very FunnyHappy birthday birthday wishes happy birthday wishes happy birthday images ha. Happy birthday-Unknown Happy birthday.
General Funny Birthday Wishes. Happy Birthday Girrllll. Whos thinking about you then.
You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday. You Still Cant Sit With Us. May you live to be so old people start wondering if youre the walking dead.
Happy birthday my pretty wife one more year has passed happily without committing many mistakes. Funny birthday messages for Best Friend. What about when the cake is gone.
Candles on your birthday cake and sparkling smile of your teeth are enough to light up the environment happy birthday dear wife. When People Sing Happy Birthday To You.