-Homer Simpson If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. -Johnny Carson We go through life thinking were invincible but the truth is were totally vincible. No regrets in life.
Funny quotes and sayings pictures. Best Funny Quotes Life And Funny Sayings pictures When a couple is arguing over who loves who more the one that gives up is the real winner 1. Just lessons learned 13.
Majestic on top kicking like hell underneath. Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments we would all be much happier.
Funny Sayings with pictures Never stop learning because life never stops teaching 2. One morning she woke up different. John W Gardner.
Below are sarcastic goodbye quotes that will say goodbye in a hilarious way. Life gives people lemons a lot of the time. After all you are what you eat.
Never let the things you want make you forget the things you have. Done with trying to figure out who was with her against her or walking down the middle because they didnt have the guts to pick aside. You can also check our previous work where we tried to explain how to be a cat.
Thank you for always being there for me even when Im being a pain in the rear. Fools learn when they must 3. You requested our thoughts on what we have learned in our lives.
Its ironical how people take failure so seriously and if a single thing didnt work out they make a such a big deal out of it and keep doubting themselves. A woman never knows when to say it. Time decides who you meet in life your heart decides who you want in your life and your behavior decides who stays in your life.
A man never knows how to say goodbye. And its a powerful one. Wise people learn when they can.
Funny Quotes and Sayings. These cute quotes and sayings about life will inspire you to forget your worries and live life with joy. Cute Life Sayings Here is a selection of cute life sayings that will bring a smile to your lips.
When you do so you apologize for the truth. Remember that Funny Sarcastic Quotes 14. Never apologize for showing feeling.
If life gives you lemons. When life gives you lemons squirt someone in the eye Cathy Guisewite. 21 examples below from New York Times bestselling authors illustrators Lisa Swerling Ralph Lazar who have just launched a new cats project called Tess Lion.
Life is like photography you use the negatives to develop. Eat carrots If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it If men had wings and bore black feathers Few of them would be clever enough to be crows If nobody is perfect then I must be a nobody If practice makes perfectand no one is perfectthen why practice. The lesson is never try.
No response is a response. In todays post Ill be covering some of the funny school quotes and sayings that will make you laugh and with this you can probably recall some of your school memories. Laughing is the best medicine.
Life has a purpose. Most men die at 27 we just bury them at 72. Theres a lot us humans can learn from our feline friends.
-That Seventies Show Go through life like a duck. Avoid fruits and nuts. Its great when people can find the funny side of a bad situation in life and then share it with other people that are feeling low.
All the quotes below are well suited for friends bff classmates and even lover. This quote reminds us to let lifes obstacles pass us by and not to take anything to heart.