I am so clever that sometimes I dont understand a single word of what I am saying. - Mark Twain. Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life.
You know youre in love when you cant fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. 28 Marriage is like pantyhose. A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others.
Like Button Notice view When youre at the end of your rope tie a knot and hold on. If we have enough of them they will forgive us all even our minds. This is what happened in love.
Because its hard sometimes to put it into words. 30 Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. One Valentines Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan.
Inside of a dog its too dark to read. Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love.
A man in love is not complete until he is married. 29 Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband. Funny Quotes About History If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world they wouldnt have declared their independence from it Stephen Colbert Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face Unknown.
Outside of a dog a book is a mans best friend. - Mark Twain. Jean Illsley Clarke.
Be careful about reading health books. 195 Funny Clever Sayings about Life and Love. Funny love quotes and funny love phrases can be the perfect way to bring a smile to the face of someone you care about.
And life is a little weird. These quotes also work great in wedding toasts and speeches. When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty it isnt her youth he is seeking but his own.
Clever Quotes About Love Men always want to be a womans first love - women love to be a mans last romance. Like Button Notice view The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun. The rest cheat in Europe.
One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. Jul 12 2013 by Brandon Gaille. Then he is finished.
- Benjamin Franklin 43. Love is like an hourglass with the heart filling up as the brain empties. It all depends on what you put into it.
Not everybody has to love me. A list of 195 clever sayings and quotes about life and love to get you thinking. Funny love quotes that joke about falling in love being in love and defining what love is.
And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness and call it love true love Robert Fulghum. Share these funny quotes about love with all your friends on Facebook. - Lorrie Moore 44.
War doesnt determine whos right. Best Funny Love Quotes for Him and Her From The Heart My wife is really sentimental. Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.
Like Button Notice view Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all. War determines whos left. - Benjamin Disraeli Sarcastic Quotes About Love 42.
Love at first sight is possible but it pays to take a second look. You may die of a misprint. Its better to know what you think you know then not to know nothing at all.
I intend to live forever or die trying. I love you no matter what you do but do you have to do so much of it. Its a sweet tender way to share your emotions without being heavy handed.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
Women love us for our mistakes. Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it. Were all a little weird.
- Groucho Marx. Like Button Notice.