- Benjamin Disraeli Sarcastic Quotes About Love 42. Not everybody has to love me. Then he is finished.
You may die of a misprint. Like Button Notice view When youre at the end of your rope tie a knot and hold on. Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
If we have enough of them they will forgive us all even our minds. Best Funny Love Quotes for Him and Her From The Heart My wife is really sentimental. These quotes also work great in wedding toasts and speeches.
Its a sweet tender way to share your emotions without being heavy handed. You know youre in love when you cant fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. And life is a little weird.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it.
War determines whos left. Like Button Notice view Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all. Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
I intend to live forever or die trying. Outside of a dog a book is a mans best friend. 28 Marriage is like pantyhose.
Funny love quotes and funny love phrases can be the perfect way to bring a smile to the face of someone you care about. Love is like an hourglass with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Benjamin Franklin 43.
This is what happened in love. Share these funny quotes about love with all your friends on Facebook. 195 Funny Clever Sayings about Life and Love.
Its better to know what you think you know then not to know nothing at all. Like Button Notice view The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun. Tragedy is when I cut my finger.
I love you no matter what you do but do you have to do so much of it. 29 Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband. Clever Quotes About Love Men always want to be a womans first love - women love to be a mans last romance.
- Mark Twain. One Valentines Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan. Love at first sight is possible but it pays to take a second look.
War doesnt determine whos right. - Mark Twain. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.
30 Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. Women love us for our mistakes. Like Button Notice.
Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love. - Groucho Marx. Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Because its hard sometimes to put it into words. Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance. Jul 12 2013 by Brandon Gaille.
Be careful about reading health books. Zsa Zsa Gabor. Funny Quotes About History If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world they wouldnt have declared their independence from it Stephen Colbert Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face Unknown.
And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness and call it love true love Robert Fulghum. Funny love quotes that joke about falling in love being in love and defining what love is. When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty it isnt her youth he is seeking but his own.
Inside of a dog its too dark to read. A list of 195 clever sayings and quotes about life and love to get you thinking. - Lorrie Moore 44.
The rest cheat in Europe. Were all a little weird. A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others.
Jean Illsley Clarke. A man in love is not complete until he is married.