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I like it Holy shit. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome Jerry Seinfeld American comedian.
Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because youd miss them. Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. To help laugh about the years past and your own romance here are some funny quotes that are meant specifically for wedding anniversaries.
Stay up and fight all night Always remember the three words Lets go out. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you. Happy anniversary dear husband.
My dear husband thanks for finally giving in and accepting that I am always right. I also want you to know that have no plans of stopping anytime soon. - Melanie White After you have kids the best anniversary gift you can get is free babysitting.
Funny Anniversary Quotes For Couples. To help laugh about the years past and your own romance here are some funny quotes that are meant specifically for wedding anniversaries. Lets celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me.
150 Funny Anniversary Quotes Wishes Sayings and Images. The key to a great anniversary celebration is laughter and humor. Funny Happy Anniversary Quotes for Couples Youre still here.
Thanks for putting so much pressure on me by raising the bar for a good. Congratulations on attaining one yourself. Funny Anniversary Quotes for Your Husband On our anniversary I want you to know how much happiness and satisfaction I got from annoying the hell out of you all these years.
Funny Anniversary Quotes You are the just one I need to annoy for whatever is left of my life. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. You can send and share these funny anniversary quotes to your loved couple.
Make your husband or wife smile with these funny anniversary wishes for husbands or wives. Funny Anniversary Quotes For Her A little romance and a little fun these anniversary quotes help show your witty side. Thanks for keeping our home clean and my mind dirty.
You have always taught us to attain milestones in life. With a funny wedding anniversary quote youre showing your partner what you love to do the most with them laugh. Here are some of the best inspirational and funny wedding toast quotes you can use to make your wedding speech memorable.
Marriage Humor Sayings Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because youd miss them. Best Anniversary Memes Marriage is not. Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because youd miss them.
Happy anniversary to our dear parents. As the years of our togetherness have multiplied our love has. A great marriage is not when the perfect couple comes.
Never go to bed angry. Newlyweds dont know what theyve let themselves in for. When dating goes too far Thanks for being my unpaid therapist Sorry no refunds.
On our anniversary lets celebrate being one year closer to Death do us part. Were still married Im completely not sick of you yet Marriage. Unless you want to forget your marriage its a good idea to remember your anniversary.
Best Romantic Anniversary Quotes for Marriage Best Romantic Anniversary Quotes for Marriage. Happy anniversary Cheers to another year of pain and suffering. For a just married couple these quotes are the ideal way to show them the years of pain and torture theyve signed up for.
Send witty and funny anniversary quotes to your partner and lighten up your celebration. Funny Marriage Quotes for Newlyweds.