I intend to live forever. So far so good. Here are 170 of the best funny quotes I could find.
Great people make great quotes and these prominent authors have made our list of the best famous quotes of all time. Friendship is like peeing on yourself. 75 Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words.
Authors Top 100 Quotes Funny Love Quotes Stupid Funny Quotes Funny Sayings Funny Work Quotes Life Quotes Funny Witty Quotes Funny Questions People. Spanish proverb Click to tweet. This is The collection of the 50 best and funniest jokes of all time.
To make you relax laugh and have a good time. Youre not going to say anything about me that Im not going to say about myself. Dont look in any direction but ahead.
A man can be destroyed but not defeated. Well it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. Friendship is like peeing on yourself.
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Itd be a lot cooler if you did.
You are never really playing an opponent. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Dazed and Confused.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot but I always found them. Top 370 Funny Quotes With Pictures Sayings. Browse And Share 50-BestCom The Best Of The Viral Web Browse for the best memes quotes.
Steven Wright Click to tweet. Today I will be as useless as the letter g in lasagna. But man is not made for defeat.
Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. Here weve compiled a list of 100 of the best quotes of all time listed in no particular order. More Police Academy quotes Blazing Saddles 1974 Jim.
If you arent going all the way why go at all Joe Namath. The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
Top 500 Greatest Quotes Of All Time. Focus on your goal. Matthew McConaughey delivers one of the most enduring funny movie quotes as the adult stoner Wooderson who hobnobs with high.
When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather didin his sleep. The Top 100 Quotes of All Time - BrainyQuote. Life is shortsmile while you still have teeth.
When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather didin his sleep. I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Top 100 Funny Quotes of All-Time.